Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

LOL
I was issued my Letter of Transit before the full lockdown.

Documents that Changed the World: The ‘Casablanca’ letters of transit

 

Since it Monday, and raining...

Casablanca (film) - Wikipedia

 

SNAKE...

 

I have my Dad's tools. I have one of those in there somewhere.

 

Sounds like my favorite parts department phone conversation:

Parts guy asks "When you're sitting in your car which side is the part on?"

After a pause, the customer says "But I'm not sitting in my car, I'm in the barracks."

 

Back when I was long haul truck driving ,,, I pulled off the highway into a fast food burger joint with truck parking ,,,,, I had to change my fuel filter right quick ,, no problem ,, a fuel filter on a big truck is the size of an oil filter and on the side of the engine . Well my hands got pretty dirty with diesel fuel and grease . So I went into the bathroom , and started washing my hands , then a few people started coming into the bathroom and just standing there waiting their turn ,, as soon as I was done washing my hands , I dried them off , went over and took a leak ,,, an old fella that was waiting in line with another older fella said ,, " Now there's a man that takes care of his pecker " ,,,, as I walked out ,, I realized what he said , and just cracked a smile at the old timers wit ….

 

Whats the difference between a mechanic and a clerk?

The clerk washes their hands on the way out of the head.....