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  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Points , CCW dist
    Sloth , Went out2day many yelling folks !!
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Apr 24, 2020
    #26181
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  2. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Bingo!

    I used to win bar bets with a points distributor. Bet was that I could start my car with the distributor cap and rotor in the front seat. Extra round if all the plug wires were still attached to the cap.
     
    hot diggity, Apr 24, 2020
    #26182
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Apr 24, 2020
    #26183
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I had 3 of those PLUS , Pissed on the roof ,, C-Alice and a Bonner has been a problem
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Apr 25, 2020
    #26184
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  5. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    F0CC13EC-9FE9-416D-A057-786DE37A8A55.
     
    runswithdogs, Apr 25, 2020
    #26185
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  6. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    ad9293b9862c8a74.
     
    OldDude49, Apr 25, 2020
    #26186
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  7. 3cyl

    3cyl Monkey+++

    Even more convenient for illegals to vote
     
    3cyl, Apr 25, 2020
    #26187
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  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    the dirt is still frozen here, but in a couple of months...

    so I guess its the time of year we start posting
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    DKR, Apr 25, 2020
    #26188
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  9. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    KJfh6FC.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26189
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  10. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    Abe Lincoln quote.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26190
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  11. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

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    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26191
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  12. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

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    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26192
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  13. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    slBWvih.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26193
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  14. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    OYjjrRG.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26194
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  15. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    sh_1586687177_crjsepu3vw.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26195
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  16. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    sh_1586687245_u6vm2jibdk.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26196
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  17. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    V4cMAqK.
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26197
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  18. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    eM2PTki.
    Sounds reasonable to me
     
    Godzilla, Apr 25, 2020
    #26198
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  19. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Great snots!! "Social distance" would not be enough!!
     
    Merkun, Apr 25, 2020
    #26199
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  20. 3cyl

    3cyl Monkey+++

    It tells me that nonessential State and Federal workers should be furloughed without pay.
    The same as when a budget agreement can't be met, At least until all the Taxpayers are back to work.
     
    3cyl, Apr 25, 2020
    #26200
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  1. Yard Dart
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    On The First Day

    On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I...
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  2. Yard Dart
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    Christmas Meme's, Jokes and Silly Post

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    RoadRunner

    Remember those hilarious Road Runner Cartoons? Interesting Variation
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    Swish the Water!!!!

    [IMG]
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  5. 3M-TA3
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    Powerhouse Pepper - Fun Stuff From the 40's

    I don't typically read comics, at least since I was a youth, but ran across Powerhouse Pepper by accident a few days ago. I took a look and I...
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  6. Witch Doctor 01
    Thread

    Missing skills in most Monkey's skills inventory...

    How to make a Man Bun Grow your hair out to at least 9–16 inches (23–41 cm). ... Pull your hair back and bunch it up towards the crown of your...
    Thread by: Witch Doctor 01, Aug 1, 2018, 33 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  7. Asia-Off-Grid
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    Got your Bug Out Bag?

    [ATTACH]
    Thread by: Asia-Off-Grid, Jul 25, 2018, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  8. chelloveck
    Thread

    Camouflage

    Remember the principles of camouflage and concealment ladies...Shape, shine, spacing, surface, colour, silhouette, shadows......and movement...
    Thread by: chelloveck, Jun 12, 2018, 5 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  9. 3M-TA3
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    Click HERE To Learn the Secrets You Need to Win Moto's Monkey Challenge

    New tips, secrets, and strategies will be posted frequently, so check back often to stay up to date!!! The first secret is to pick a really,...
    Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jun 8, 2018, 15 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  10. Yard Dart
    Thread

    A couple of dollars for dinner!!

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Oct 10, 2017, 2 replies, in forum: Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing
  11. OldDude49
    Thread

    HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

    Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno Got an email today from!!!! "Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights"...
    Thread by: OldDude49, Sep 24, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  12. RJB
    Thread

    AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
    Thread by: RJB, Aug 20, 2017, 35 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  13. Legion489
    Thread

    How soon we forget....

    [IMG]
    Thread by: Legion489, Jun 13, 2017, 8 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  14. Yard Dart
    Thread

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Mar 28, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  15. Yard Dart
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    The “Coyote Principle"

    The “Coyote Principle.” #California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 9, 2017, 6 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  16. chelloveck
    Thread

    BathrobeGate

    Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
    Thread by: chelloveck, Feb 7, 2017, 23 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  17. Yard Dart
    Thread

    If You Marry An Irish Girl

    [IMG] Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  18. Ganado
    Thread

    Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

    [IMG] my personal favority I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
    Thread by: Ganado, Feb 2, 2017, 156 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  19. 3M-TA3
    Thread

    Scandinavian Christmas Celebration

    The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago. [MEDIA]
    Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2017, 9 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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