Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I'd pet it! After shooting it up with a healthy dose of a tranquilizer.. Then pet the nice dog!

 

He never heard of the theory of sock relativity. You toss two socks into the dryer only to have one of them sucked into the dryer black hole. So have you ever been driving and noticed a lone sock on the side of the road...

 

So... Thats where those sons a guns have gone!

 

1 back to the future.

 

Are my testicles black?



A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

 

And I was reluctant to go to Walmart wearing an N95.

 

Forest Gump ,,
I did see a few others ,,but am abiding by your rules.

 

good start... n ya I see so many....... geeeezzz LOL

 

Total Recall

And no, it isn't the first one I saw. Figured I would look around a bit and found 32 in the first couple of minutes without really trying much.

 

V for vendetta

 

Paul..

 

Toy story

 

Star Wars
(Really should have its own thread.)