Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

He's been hitting more than one store. No food or water, but he's got wipes.

 

Why did the Kentucky Fried Chicken cross the road?

 

Monday.

 

Dammit ,, that'll cause ya to start drinking ,,

 

LOL
that happened at a gas station grange where I worked while in college.

scary as hell when the thing tipped over....I was outside, thank goodness.

The VW bus didn't fare as well as the auto in your pic

 

We had pneumatic lifts in the old building, and our transmission man was working inside a van. (old school with a "dog house" cover over the rear of the engine.) He didn't notice that the valve was leaking as he worked, and when he stepped out of the van to get a tool he was six feet off the ground. The fall didn't hurt him, but the abrupt stop when he reached the concrete did.