Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I should probably turn the light on before I pour a shot.

 

Any idea who that is? Looks like somebody I knew.

 

I remember bulls this size. I liked them better when they were in the lake.

They're what reverse is for.

 

Told that to an air marshal after getting off a flight at Regan. He freaked out

 

That's what the. 577 T-Rex is for!

 

Driver pulled over with expired license plate tells police "I've been busy."