Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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  8. DKR

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    back when money was real...

    The Morgan dollar was a United States dollar coin minted from 1878 to 1904, and again in 1921. It was the first standard silver dollar minted since production of the previous design, the Seated Liberty dollar, ceased due to the passage of the Coinage Act of 1873, which also ended the free coining of silver

    Silver Confiscation Under Executive Order 6814 Interesting piece on the fallout of EO 6814.
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    it was -16F this morning - YES there is bad weather, Lethal actually.
     
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  14. Tully Mars

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    How to tell if someone is a Republican, a Democrat, or just a Southerner

    It’s actually true! Check Snopes.

    Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:

    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

    Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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    Democrat’s Answer:

    Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?

    Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!

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    Republican’s Answer:

    BANG!

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    Southerner’s Answer:

    BANG!
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click…..

    (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    Click.

    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”

    Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

    Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
     
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    Raising a pussy.
     
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    [LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]
     
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    I am a LEO, but try really hard to appear as a lamb...
     
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