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Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell

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Brokor, Sep 13, 2019

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Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell

Consider supporting Survivalmonkey.com by becoming a Site Supporter.

"Without Prejudice" [UCC 1-308, 1-103] All Rights Reserved and Explicitly Claimed.

Brokor, Sep 13, 2019

#22802

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Intoxicated couple walk into Food Lion late while I'm in the checkout line. There are a bunch of these by the door on end of summer clearance.

She stops and says "Look at those big lollipops!"

hot diggity, Sep 14, 2019

#22803

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

hot diggity said: ↑

Intoxicated couple walk into Food Lion late while I'm in the checkout line. There are a bunch of these by the door on end of summer clearance.

She stops and says "Look at those big lollipops!"

Click to expand...

At least it wasn't on the tide aisle.... probably wouldn't be any left...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22804

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Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell

Consider supporting Survivalmonkey.com by becoming a Site Supporter.

"Without Prejudice" [UCC 1-308, 1-103] All Rights Reserved and Explicitly Claimed.

Brokor, Sep 14, 2019

#22805

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22806

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22807

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22808

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, Wild Trapper and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22809

Yard Dart, tbf8170, Gator 45/70 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22810

Gator 45/70, techsar, Wild Trapper and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 14, 2019

#22811

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

I think he/she got snake bit.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 14, 2019

#22812

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 14, 2019

#22813

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 14, 2019

#22814

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 14, 2019

#22815

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Sep 14, 2019

#22816

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Sep 14, 2019

#22817

tbf8170, Witch Doctor 01, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Sep 14, 2019

#22818

3cyl, tbf8170, oldawg and 1 other person like this.
OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Sep 14, 2019

#22819

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Sep 14, 2019

#22820

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