Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Instant classic right there...

 

hmmm? are you old enough for a bar?

 

Don’t Piss Her Off

My wife and I went to a community police academy. One of the thing we got to do is shoot guns. When it came my wife’s time to shoot she just made the bulls eye disappear. One of the other students leaned over to me and said, “Don’t piss her off”.

This is a true story.

 

I had a friend who did that. He saved every ticket he got and when it looked like he was going to lose his license he intentionally did crazy things in front of the police to get more tickets. Then he got his bicycle and kept doing crazy things on the bicycle and got more tickets. When he thought he had enough tickets, he went to court and told the judge how the police were harassing him and showed her a stack of tickets and got his license back. Then the police were admonished by the judge to not to harass him!

 

My car is 11 years old, with about 220,000 miles on it, and I keep getting those calls!