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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 10, 2019

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 10, 2019

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oldawg Monkey+++

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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Her in that dress? He probably untied it his on self. Yes that was a projection.

oldawg, Aug 10, 2019

#22463

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Batmobile?

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Aug 10, 2019

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Aug 10, 2019

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Aug 10, 2019

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 10, 2019

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Catnip garden...

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Aug 10, 2019

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Merkun said: ↑

Mine is right rear. Who gives a hoot?
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The other three knew it all along...

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Aug 10, 2019

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Aug 10, 2019

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22472

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, SB21 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22473

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22474

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, SB21 and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22475

Tully Mars, 3cyl, OldDude49 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22476

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22477

Tully Mars, OldDude49, Gator 45/70 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

#22478

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, Wild Trapper and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Aug 11, 2019

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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The lethal radius of an M-4 round is a faction of an inch.

The lethal radius of a CBU is measured in square yards....

if they function

I spent a lot of time on Range 63 policing up 'duds'. Scary damn things....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Aug 11, 2019

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