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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jul 18, 2013

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It's sickening watching everybody today on their cellphones. People sitting right next to each other will text rather than speak...disturbing.

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Brokor, Jul 18, 2013

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

U R SO Rite : ) (pass the taters?) thanks.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
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kellory, Jul 18, 2013

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Brokor said: ↑

It's sickening watching everybody today on their cellphones. People sitting right next to each other will text rather than speak...disturbing.
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On the rare occasion that the wife and I go out to dinner. Seriously, couples not even talking to each other, just posting to facebook with their smart phones or instagraming their meals. I guess the phones have gotten smarter and the dolts carrying them .. dumber.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jul 19, 2013

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Seriously, don't blame me. I tried to get more people to vote ..

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jul 20, 2013

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

"Use the Farce....."

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jul 20, 2013

#2146
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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jul 20, 2013

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Punch that smiling _________ (add your own disparaging remark) in the face..... then giggle....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Jul 21, 2013

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Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jul 21, 2013

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Cruisin Sloth said: ↑

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Always did have a way with the chicks.....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jul 21, 2013

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jul 21, 2013

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STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

What you call Being Paranoid, I call Paying Attention!!!

Amat Victoria Curam

Knowledge Is Power!

STANGF150, Jul 21, 2013

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Little wonder that the occasional chicken is born with six legs. :-O

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To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Jul 22, 2013

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tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

That ain't a Rat Terrier. it's a Chicken Terrier.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jul 23, 2013

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Jul 23, 2013

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Jul 24, 2013

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wastelander Bad English, bare with me

wastelander, Jul 24, 2013

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

If there is a will, there is a way!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 25, 2013

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Selfie!!!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 25, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 25, 2013

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