Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Tactical wheelbarrow?[​IMG]
     
    hot diggity, Dec 7, 2018
    #20121
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  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    That is a higher paid worker ! He controls his future , his tool & him
    S
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Dec 7, 2018
    #20122
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    I'm selling my sword to buy a cloak....I'm more likely to freeze to death than get stabbed to death...and someone else's fanfic quotes don't convince me otherwise...divine command theory won't keep me warm either. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Dec 7, 2018
    #20123
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  4. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

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    Wild Trapper, Dec 7, 2018
    #20124
    hank2222, Grandpa Patch, tbf8170 and 3 others like this.
  5. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    I’d rather have both sword and cloak (or a few of each) just in case I need either. That is what prepping is about...
     
    mysterymet, Dec 7, 2018
    #20125
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  6. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    9660C05E-B54E-4558-B0AC-A2C5A91E3A3D.
     
    runswithdogs, Dec 7, 2018
    #20126
    hank2222, Motomom34, Grandpa Patch and 8 others like this.
  7. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    1544183627965.
     
    Wild Trapper, Dec 7, 2018
    #20127
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  8. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Machine shop Christmas tree.
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    hot diggity, Dec 7, 2018
    #20128
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  9. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    If you don't try something, anything - how will you ever know any success?

    That said - I would advise against DIY UXO removal tho....
     
    DKR, Dec 7, 2018
    #20129
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  10. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

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    Wild Trapper, Dec 8, 2018
    #20130
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  11. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Now that's a faceplant,,,,
     
    SB21, Dec 8, 2018
    #20131
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  12. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    Grandpa Patch, Dec 8, 2018
    #20132
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  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, Dec 8, 2018
    #20133
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  14. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    248B36DE-8B2E-4D24-B52A-1C956F2864AB.
     
    T. Riley, Dec 8, 2018
    #20134
    chelloveck, hank2222, Wild Trapper and 8 others like this.
  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Dec 8, 2018
    #20135
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  16. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    BS, propaganda. Santa can't tell how fast I drive! The Santa I know only sees if I use my debit card.
     
    Grandpa Patch, Dec 8, 2018
    #20136
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  17. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only if Santa has a License Plate Reader associated with the Speed Trap.....
     
    BTPost, Dec 8, 2018
    #20137
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  18. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Well, to be fair... anyone in the vicinity could “see” you when your speeding... whether or not they actually can tell if your speeding, and by how much.... or do bupkis about it is a whole ‘nother matter.....
     
    runswithdogs, Dec 9, 2018
    #20138
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  19. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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    hot diggity, Dec 9, 2018
    #20139
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  20. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    BS! Santa is way to busy to mess with a speeder. Ever try to control a bunch of flying reindeer?
     
    oldawg, Dec 9, 2018
    #20140
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