Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Slick as a greased eel!

 

Louisiana gas prices as reported today

 

Best I've seen recently is $2.09/gal for reg...

 

I filled up today for $ 2.06 a gal . Coming out of the city this morning , saw it was $ 2.33 . Get ready , we may be fixing to get slammed.

 

What?! No Waffle House?


ETA: Sams is down to 1.91/gal

 

Perfect landing on Mars but we can't fix our voting machines?

 

Scientists and engineers are responsible for the Mars landing. Politicians are responsible for voting machines. Both groups want their mission to be successful. The mission of the Mars landing is to gather facts. The mission of the voting machines is to get the "right" people elected.

 

That is definitely the truth. This is also why way more lawyers than engineers go into politics.

 

They've been fixed. That is the problem.

 

I discovered the perfect gift for Christmas... I've decided I'm giving everyone my opinion...

 

If you gave them your opinions on Thanksgiving you wouldn't even have to spend money on cards let alone gifts...

 

If I had seen that, I would have told her to move.

 

I'd be motivating her posterior to move as well

 

He may have been a gentleman and given her his seat.... That is what I would like to believe..... Especially if he was an officer and a gentleman by an act of congress and didn't want to make them into bigger liars than they already are....