Lets Talk Zombies...

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by enloopious, Oct 22, 2021.


  1. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Me both times.
    It lives, it dies and it lives again.
    This is the thread that never dies.
     
  2. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    That is the whole point of a zombie, right?
     
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  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    The thing I like about Zombies is that they move so slow… Has anyone ever seen a Zombie run or running? Nope cause they are always dragging one foot, or the other… and Zombies are ALWAYS afraid of fire… So it doesn’t do much to shoot them unless you cut them in half with a shotgun at close range… but if you throw Gasoline on them and then light them up, they burn pretty well till they are consumed… I have never seen a Zombie rise out of their burned ashes, never… Just a consideration…
     
  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    So far, one of the best posts in the thread!
     
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

     
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  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Zombies in media is a no brainer (pun intended). Action movies need a villain and what we used to be able to use are no longer politically correct:
    • Criminals are victims of whiteness
    • Communists are now what we produce in our schools
    • Invading countries are only invading because of our whiteness ruining theirs
    • Terrorists are victims responding to whiteness
    • etc.
    The only things left are Domestic White Nationalists (basically all Republicans, Libertarians, and suspect non affiliateds) and the Hollywood Hive Mind really thinks they exist and just may finally produce those 300,000,000 guns and hunt them down if they get pissed off.

    Process of elimination gives us zombies. Nobody gets offended and nobody will go off the handle and kill the film makers, and thus the money flows.
     
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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

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