Improving Balls

You want to help your husband in a bar fight?

 

Play with your own balls? Does that work?

 

No, No, those would be "Proxy Balls", you know, like "You better take that back or my boyfriend will kick your butt ! "

 

Gentlemen, please... surely, the lady is thinking of "balls" as in "debutante balls", those formal events in which we all dress to impress and maintain our best behavior.

Of course I would have been happy to help, but an internet search for "etiquette, manners, and the proper way to hold balls" yielded some very unexpected results...

 

Oh yeah? Do you prefer the two finger or three finger grip?

 

The 3 finger grip is the best way to hold a bowling ball...

Hey, like I said, my search yielded some very unexpected results...

 

I don't know, It is what I use for bowling, but I have a buddy much better than me that uses a two finger (finger tip only grip) that I don't know how he does it.

 

We just went over the edge into the abyss.

 

Did the balls bounce or shatter?

 

There's no turning back now, is there???

@kellory - I too have a good friend who is a better bowler than I, who uses the 2 finger grip. I'm tagging him in.

@Standy - Get your butt in here bro, this thread is hilarious and you don't want to miss it.

 

They just kinda "dropped" over the edge, ala "flat earth theory"...

 

Careful! there might be a mobious strip attached, they could be returning behind you!

 

I hadn't realised how widespread the Hitler's balls meme had become during and post WW2

(sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey, better known as the theme music to "The Bridge on the River Kwai")



Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Of all possible disaster scenarios, those for which we come to this forum to learn of, understand, and prepare for, this is without a doubt the most frightening of them all...

 

We haven't even discussed the repercussions if they happen to be MAGNETIC as well....

 

I suspect that would be the root cause of an extremely unpleasant medical condition, referenced earlier by @chelloveck , the dreaded Carpe Scrotum...

 

that would be an intestinal problem, and that is bad enough, but if that mobious strip included a magnetic accelerator......

 

I'll take the intestinal problems any day, rather than find out the hard way what it's like to suffer from CS.

Now, if there's a magnetic ribbon out there that says "Carpe Scrotum - Support the Cure" then I'm buying it. As a show of support for my friends, of course.

 

You could have them made.....but don't get caught fingering your ribbon in public.

 

Since no one else will claim it.... I've got ..