Improving Balls

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Valkeryie, Jan 25, 2013.


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  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    OT but why doesn't a group of wives invent a Riding Floor Vacuum?
    They'd make millions and no longer have to vacuum.
     
    melbo, Jan 26, 2013
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is an easy one MELBO, ask Momma if she would ALLOW you to drive a Riding Vacumn around her NEW Digs..... And come back, and tell us " The TRUE Answer".....
     
    BTPost, Jan 26, 2013
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  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I think drifting from the dining room to the hall might scar the walls abit....;)
     
    kellory, Jan 26, 2013
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  4. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I much prefer the robotic varieties to the riders. I can use the time otherwise spent vacuuming to bounce the magic ball
     
    RightHand, Jan 26, 2013
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    RH, we had a Rumba, here for a few years, and it ran around the cabin, between 3 & 4 Am each morning... Worked GREAT... but then he lost his Brains, and only went in circles, so we trashed him, and went back to semi weekly vacumning.... I miss him, even when he drove the Cat crazy....
     
    BTPost, Jan 26, 2013
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  6. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    that might have been the best part of it!
     
    RightHand, Jan 26, 2013
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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You could have at least used him for target practice....;)
     
    kellory, Jan 26, 2013
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  8. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    It was actually my wifes idea. She bought (me) a super-dooper Dyson Ball vacuum and has never had to use it.
    I've become the vacuum king.

    This also ties into balls and who has them somewhere or other. :eek:
     
    melbo, Jan 26, 2013
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  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Sometimes the best part of the ball is the inside.....

     
    kellory, Jan 26, 2013
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    some times you can have too many....

    A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.”
    So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?”
    The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.”
    Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.”
    The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
     
    Witch Doctor 01, Jan 28, 2013
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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Additionally it only can have 20 answers...

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    Witch Doctor 01, Jan 28, 2013
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  12. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    VisuTrac, Jan 28, 2013
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  13. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    1 lives 1 dies. I've seen that video:(
     
    kellory, Jan 28, 2013
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  14. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless

    Between the video and the article, it would appear that the size of your balls is somehow related to the amount of trouble that they can get you in...
     
    JABECmfg, Jan 28, 2013
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  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck, Jan 28, 2013
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  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    That would be a fair assessment. Not an absolute, but fair. Now in a bar fight, sometimes big balls work for you, and sometimes they work against you....;)
     
    kellory, Jan 28, 2013
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  17. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Cover me when I run
    Cover me through the fire
    Something knocked me out' the trees
    Now I'm on my knees
    Cover me, darling please
    Monkey, monkey, monkey
    Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey

    Fox the fox
    Rat the rat
    You can ape the ape
    I know about that
    There is one thing you must be sure of
    I can't take any more
    Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey
    Monkey, monkey, monkey
    Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey
     
    melbo, Jan 28, 2013
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  18. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless


    I don't get it. How does a giant inflatable Zorb ball help in a bar fight? ;)
     
    JABECmfg, Jan 28, 2013
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  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    First you got to get them inside.....
     
    kellory, Jan 28, 2013
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  20. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Hmm and i thought there would be some words of wisdom in this thread that would help me to help my husband....
     
    mysterymet, Jan 28, 2013
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