(doing my best Homer Simpson impersonation) Ho Hee hee hee...Did someone say, "buxom wenches?" Those are the ones with the big boobies right? We could give the zombies any "carpenters dreams" hiding out with us in our fort.
This is my most favorite thread on here..... I swear....you just gotta love a bunch of Zombie , Fort living, Pirate Ninja's.... I laugh every time I come here....
Excuse me?? Wanton Hussies??? They're pirates....! Girl pirates, yes....but not wanton hussies... and I wanna be one! and I loathe Disney....but watching "Pirates of the Carribean"?? Now that's a different story... I love that movie.....
Really nice fort cabin! I would dig some 60 positions/defensive pits, and clear away some paths through the trees and even thin them out a bit more. I would also dig a trench or two which limits the avenues of attack. Add in a few spiked pitfalls and perhaps rig a claymore or two up on the most heavily traversed trails...
only problem with a wooden anti-zombie stronghold is that you take the flame thrower option off the table...let's not be too hasty to eliminate the flame throwers!