I See A Midget

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Sep 14, 2020.


  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I guess that riles (er rules) @Motomom34 out...
     
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Riles @Motomom34 , to be sure! :ROFLMAO:
    I wouldn't wanna mess with Momma Bear, she got teeth and claws, and heels or not, I bet she could run your ass down and commence to chewin on ya!
     
  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Originally I watched him run, that was what made me think a child or midget. I sort of threw in the other part. Looks might be deceiving. I hope they find the guy soon. Maybe he sees The Electric Chair. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
     
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  4. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    If I could credit the shooter with anything resembling common sense, he should know that the police will expect him to be armed and to resist. I expect him to go out in a hail of bullets.
     
  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Midget? Maybe. Won't need as much rope to hang him, from a shorter tree.
     
  6. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    I’m sure if he does go out in a hail of bullets, it will be a mostly peaceful hail. I might even be inclined to think the same for the MSM, but I digress.
     
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I'd rather not have to wait for someone to get a rope. Should be a faster way, doncha think?
     
  8. cpaspr

    cpaspr Monkey+++

    Some places in
    Oregon are giving a free pass. But the rest of us ARE paying attention.

     
  9. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    midget or not we need to start shooting these animals that roam our streets and make it safe to walk those same streets
     
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  10. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    [rockon] Exactly.
     
  11. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Someone somewhere on the dumpster fire that is twitter said someone else with a supposed Dr in their name said the body type was a dwarf.

    Someone go see what Peter Dinkledge is up to these days.
     
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  12. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Dinklage is pretty successful. What about Warwick Davis? Don't know what he's been doing since the Leprechaun movies.
     
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  13. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Yeah, he did kill his father with a crossbow while he was on the shitter. Guy like that will do anything...
     
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  14. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I see a dwarf. Those speedy little legs.
     
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  15. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    The way LEOs are getting ambushed the last couple of years, I would think every badge would be at the top of their situational awareness game. Just a point of fact, sitting in a vehicle puts you in one of the worst positions tactically. His stature appearance is a combination of fish eye camera and his my ass is open for business wardrobe choice. My large field of view sec cams make me look like I am 3' tall and I am 6' 4". The narrow field of view cameras on the interior of the farm put things in much better perspective and clarity.
     
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  16. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    A Dwarf is shorter than a Midget?
     
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  17. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    @Motomom34 What most people not living here do not understand is that most of Oregon is Red with the exception of a few cities that make the whole state look bad. Portland and the few other shithole cities are hated by the rest of Oregon that would like nothing more then a MOAB's to be dropped on them. The crap those shithole cities let them get away with would not be put up with in at least 95% or more of the other big cities and 100% in the smaller ones.
     
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  18. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    Well FWIW I see a little person. See how I made that socially acceptable? Frankly I thought if they call it dwarfism, dwarf would be ok. But I'm old and kinda cranky.

    And Mountainman, I've been there several times and agree completely with you.
     
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  19. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    No, it's not height but physique. Both terms refer to anyone under 58" tall, but a midget usually refers to a little person with normal body proportions, whereas a dwarf has abnormal proportions and frequently suffers from joint issues. Peter Dinkledge and Wee Man from Jackass are examples of non proportional dwarfism while Gary Coleman is proportional. I think Dr Ruth Westheimer was also short enough to be considered a midget. Of course now the approved term for both is Little Person, which I'm sure will get changed like every other label people bestow upon themselves.

    As an amusing anecdote, I went to high school with one of each. The dwarf was a guy who came butt height to all the girls and would frequently sneak up behind us and bite us on the ass. One girl drop kicked him down half a flight of stairs for it and that cured his booty biting for the rest of the year.

    Anyway, the one in the video looks more like a nonproportional dwarf, or else just some fat ass with his pants sagging half way down his ass rendering him incapable of running normally.
     
  20. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    No arrest yet. The large reward might just be the key.
     
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