Eating bugs

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by larryinalabama, Dec 27, 2011.


  1. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    I love Zombie threads..

    When I was in the Navy, a guy brought a bar girl to our division party. The booze was free flowing, and she barfed up a handful of parasitic wrigglers onto the table. Needless to say that triggered most everybody’s gag reflex and thus ensued a pukeathon.
     
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  2. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    I would pay to see that.
     
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  3. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I'll pass , and then get the Lady repaired !!
    Comon MAN !
    Sloth
     
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  4. Homer Simpson

    Homer Simpson Monkey+++



    the only way I will eat the bugs!
     
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  5. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    The celebrities really want people to eat bugs.

    Eatzbugs now.
     
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  6. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Maybe all but the bosun's mates. Bosun's mates don't puke, it just tasted so good the first time that we............:whistle:
     
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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    How about some cancer causing fake chicken nuggets to go with ya koof boostas. It supposed to be plant based (thinking Ohio chemical plant) but I guarantee there will be bugs in it. And they will be like "oh, how did that get in there...." when it's found out.
     
  8. Homer Simpson

    Homer Simpson Monkey+++



    The only way I will eat zee bugs!
     
  9. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    Well,.. OK.as long as it's fried!
     
  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Instead of wokking your dog...
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Winkles ^^^^
    Sloth
     
  12. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

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  13. percival

    percival Monkey

    The nwo is like a maggot that feeds itself on lies. Biden's car should by rights look exactly like a cockroach. It drives like one. The wef gang needs to be fed to themselves with bugs for desert.
     
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  14. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Mosquito burgers.

    You vill eatzbugs and be happy ja?
     
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  15. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Eatzbugs
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  16. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    The FDA allows a certain number of bug parts in our food so we are already eating bugs. They just want to eliminate the filler (real food) and feed us just the bugs.
     
  17. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Yeah I've seen all the bugs that blow out the back of a harvester with the chaff when they harvest wheat. Worst case scenario your eating 1 part in 10,000 bug bits. It's likely a lot less.
     
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  18. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    You can and will eat most anything to survive, just be sure to cook it at temperatures high enough to kill any bacteria and virus that are present. You can actually eat sh*t and not die, by cooking it sufficiently, won't do anything for the smell, taste or texture but you can eat it!
     
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  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Yall believe this crap about bugs?
    They have moved up to soylent green.
     
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  20. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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