BTW, my wife hates it that I have a stack of old phone books in the garage. She always wants me to toss them out. I tell her that the day may come when she will be mighty glad to have them. That's my emergency TP stash.[/QUOTE] Yep, got my stash of them too, as well as old catalogs. Hmmm.... got to wondering..... a short water hose in the john..... a "poor man's bidet"!