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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Aug 13, 2013.

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JABECmfg multi-useless

Wulfenite

I'm not a lawyer, but I do give free legal advice on the internet...

JABECmfg, Aug 15, 2013

#141
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

JABECmfg said: ↑

Wulfenite
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I had to look that one up, thought it might be a put up job

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#142

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JABECmfg multi-useless

kellory said: ↑

I had to look that one up, thought it might be a put up job
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I was having trouble posting, and needed to test. Couldn't think of anything that started with W, had to do a search...

I'm not a lawyer, but I do give free legal advice on the internet...

JABECmfg, Aug 15, 2013

#143

kellory likes this.
ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Wolfram, then?

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Aug 15, 2013

#144
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

ghrit said: ↑

Wolfram, then?
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Naw, he found a lead based crystal. It's real enough.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#145

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

Xenon

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 15, 2013

#146
DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

Yttrium

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A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, The Right Of The People To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed. - The Second Amendment

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - John Galt

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DarkLight, Aug 15, 2013

#147
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Zinc

someone pick a new topic if they want.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Aug 15, 2013

#148
Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

Food...?

Asparagus

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Brokor, Aug 15, 2013

#149
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

BACON!!!!

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Aug 15, 2013

#150
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

coffee or corn, if you prefer chew-able food.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#151
ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

donuts!!!

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Aug 15, 2013

#152
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

eggplant

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#153
techsar Monkey+++

figs

techsar, Aug 15, 2013

#154
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

guava

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#155
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

ham

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 15, 2013

#156
techsar Monkey+++

ice cream

techsar, Aug 16, 2013

#157
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

Jam

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 16, 2013

#158
techsar Monkey+++

kelp (yecch!)

techsar, Aug 16, 2013

#159
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Klondike bar

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Aug 16, 2013

#160