BAR SIGNS

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Mar 8, 2019.


  1. hot diggity

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  4. DKR

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    other side of the joint. Opened in 1952.
     
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  6. DKR

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    Ely, Nv. The place is a real joint. 1 step up from a dive....
     
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  7. DKR

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    drive East of Ely long enough, you hit Delta, UT and you can hot this joint. There are no dives in UT that I know of.

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    drive North, you hit SLC.
    Bars have these inside
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    sometimes, ya gotta laff.
     
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    Looks like a place I would enjoy.

    Buenos Aires
     
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  11. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I'm not sure if my "Hey Sweetheart, I'll have another" or "Ich mochtenzie* einmal bier, bitte" or "Uno mas, mi amor" work in Argentina.

    *Pardon the phonics regarding spelling. It's been 40 years
     
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  12. DKR

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    Full service -
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    A dive bvar?
    A place where drunks crawl in from the gutter to puke on the floor.
     
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  14. DKR

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    welcome to Las Vegas
     
  16. SB21

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    The worst job I ever had was a bartender.
    When I got out of the Corps ,, a gal I knew before going in the Corps ,, was dating a guy that had a lease on a bar ,, and all the people he had running the place was ripping him off, she talked me into running the joint , because I was honest . It was a pretty well established, redneck , biker bar ,,, don't get me wrong,, I'm not against rednecks or bikers ,,, 'cause I are both ,,, :D,,,,, Well , one Saturday night ,, we've got a full house ,, and around 11 pm ,, about 6-8 cops come thru the door ,, and ask me where the girl is ,, I said what girl ? 1 cop said " we got a call saying that a girl was being raped in the bar " ,,, WTF you talking about ??
    Turned out ,, one of the local bar ho's ,, was spread out around the corner on a couch at a pool table,, and was taking all comers ,, no pun intended ,,,,
    It didn't take me long to figure out that ,, I am not good at dealing with drunks , when I'm sober , and it's against the law to be drunk on duty .
    That place ,,, was an actual " dive " .
    You could have a good time ,, but just be ready for just about anything .
    It was definitely not a long term job .
     
  17. hot diggity

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