I'll have to forward all these suggestions, The range and good drinks+good smokes is pretty much a home-run! The local bump and grid club he may be like a Baptist in a Liquor store. You wouldn't want to be seen by members of the congregation!
Just relax, if you enjoy fishing, the range, building, etc. heck if your place is like ours there is always something to do.
I was jokin', man. Personally, I had issues in the past, after having posted conservative images of women I was with. Over the years of being with Chan, I have never uploaded any photos or videos of her. Never will. Once anything is on the internet, it's there forever.
Buy a few guns or build a few more? Maybe break out the guns momma doesn't know you have and go shooting, go to bourbon street, visit some other monkeys, make some roux, then some gumbo... go to Pat O' Brian's for a hurricane... see the Witch Doctor for a check up... the opportunities are endless...
I've heard thru the grapevine that an old car show is being held on the coast this weekend in Biloxi Miss. Hopefully my Pad-naa! is up for a road trip!
Hit the amps to the big speakers, crank it all the way up and sit back with a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed and Relax. Oh and invite all my friends that are not allowed to visit when the wife is home.
All of the above but clean up before the girls get home then depart the premises. They will have spent 4 days drowning their sorrows and since he's the sorrow, they will proceed to drowning the sorrow via a cement block tied to his foot before dumping him in the Gulf