ok ..................its the best list of its type i have ever seen but my id is hurt by your lack of a trigger warning about that banana and his (its,her) sidekick -
I had an English teacher who used to say something along the lines of: "If those two are too stupid to know the difference, there is nothing I can teach them and they're on their own."
A kid answers the door, and it is his teacher there for a conference looking for his parents . She says, "where is your parents ?" He says , they ain't here. She says where is your grammar ? He says ,"Oh she's in the kitchen maken cookies."