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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Moon, May 28, 2009.


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  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO] I love it!
    I'll keep that one next to "horticulture" (which I still giggle about)    .

    Speaking of math; I heard that Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
     
    Tracy, Jun 2, 2009
    #21
  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    "whaddaya call a dog with no legs?"

    Doesn'tmatter! he aint coming anyway...
     
    Tango3, Jun 3, 2009
    #22
  3. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    What do you call a deer that can't see?

    No eye deer.
     
    The Expendable, Jun 3, 2009
    #23
  4. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    What do you call a deer with no legs that can't see?

    Still no eye deer.
     
    The Expendable, Jun 3, 2009
    #24
  5. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Field Dressed [booze]
     
    magnus392, Jun 3, 2009
    #25
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    NEWS FLASH: A wig van blew up on the motorway; police are combing the area.
     
    Tracy, Jun 3, 2009
    #26
  7. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    NEWS FLASH: Someone broke into the police station last night and stole the toilet. The police have nothing to go on.
     
    The Expendable, Jun 3, 2009
    #27
  8. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    This is torture. The thread should be closed and an investigation started!

    ;)
     
    Blackjack, Jun 3, 2009
    #28
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