Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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    SNAKE...

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    I was wondering where my father's pre power drill went ---
     
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    I have my Dad's tools. I have one of those in there somewhere.
     
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    Sounds like my favorite parts department phone conversation:

    Parts guy asks "When you're sitting in your car which side is the part on?"

    After a pause, the customer says "But I'm not sitting in my car, I'm in the barracks."
     
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    Back when I was long haul truck driving ,,, I pulled off the highway into a fast food burger joint with truck parking ,,,,, I had to change my fuel filter right quick ,, no problem ,, a fuel filter on a big truck is the size of an oil filter and on the side of the engine . Well my hands got pretty dirty with diesel fuel and grease . So I went into the bathroom , and started washing my hands , then a few people started coming into the bathroom and just standing there waiting their turn ,, as soon as I was done washing my hands , I dried them off , went over and took a leak ,,, an old fella that was waiting in line with another older fella said ,, " Now there's a man that takes care of his pecker " ,,,, as I walked out ,, I realized what he said , and just cracked a smile at the old timers wit ….
     
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    Whats the difference between a mechanic and a clerk?

    The clerk washes their hands on the way out of the head.....
     
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