Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If you lift tem up with a boot does it still count?
     
  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    lifted me .
     
  3. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    I once saw a MSgt cure a private - seems the pvt was on one of the many daily 'fun runs' hosted by the Army unit on the post.

    As the whiner was sitting on the ground whimpering, he got a boot to the ass that lifted him to the point I could see daylight. "Arise sinner, you're cured" went with the boot.... The kid took off like a scaled dog.

    Makes a funny war story but - in the USAF, the MSgt would be up on charges - and likely out the front gate with a DD in a week or two.

    And that is why I was happy to leave the Army post and return the Air Force for the rest of my active duty time....
     
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  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Old school dat!
     
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  5. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    My time in the Marine Corps ended just as we were learning what hazing was. It didn't change anything, these were/are unit traditions. We just had a new name for it, and did it in private. The boot to the back-side, GI showers, and blanket parties are undoubtedly still practiced on the junior enlisted level. We call it peer pressure. The senior enlisted boot is now called performance counseling.

    I had to leave all that behind when I retired. Dealing with civilians is way more fun. I learned it isn't what you say to them, but how you say it. Apparently, "If you touch me again I'm going to stab you in the neck with a screwdriver." is more memorable when you don't even look up, and say it in a normal conversational tone.
     
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    I always liked, “I have the expertiese to turn your Abode, into MatchSticks”..... Whisperd, just above audable...
     
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  7. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

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  8. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Wonder if my wife would handle the end of this saw?
    No, I'd not be dumb enough to ask, not dumb enough to pick that thing up and try to use it either.

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  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    That fella's got some old equipment there.
    Put some of that in the hands of today's nitwits , and we could thin the gene pool.
     
  10. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Next time he says something like that just slap that ass and tell him he couldn't keep up.
    While wearing this..
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  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    ...........

    new car.
     
  12. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  15. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Snowflakes once had another name....

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    hint - it was not 'manly'....

    Of course, it might just be a spoof...
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  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    having been to Texas, I have seen (and run over a few) Armadillos.

    This - I have no idea, a Armapig?
     
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  17. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Packs of feral pigs scare me. In Alaska, no to much of a problem, the wolves and bears tend to eat them before they get too big.

    Other places, not so much.

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  18. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  19. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  20. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    .......

    bruce.
     
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