Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Interesting that a male and a female ring are able to join as one, but two male or two female rings, no matter how many times they screw will never join to form a union.
     
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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    And proof....once together, you're screwed.
     
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  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Didn't he pioneer delivery food to Alaskan wildlife?
     
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  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    DON'T feed the bears. They get pissed when hungry and the next sets of folks that come along could get this.... Kinda like welfare bears that don't get fed.
     
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  5. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Yes. And somewhere on the internet there is a recording of him being eaten alive by one of his friends.
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    So, you are saying he wasn't "fast" food.
     
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  7. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    He got his own self killed - no loss frankly, but he got his girlfriend killed as well. Lesson - don't hang with fools....

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    The state released photos of the remains (seen here on a blog - All Animals Are Good) to show people bears kill. Painfully so.....

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    not much left to see...
     
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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    PETA. People Eaten by Tasty Animals.
     
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Ahhhh, so he modeled his venture after Little Caesars "Pizza, Pizza" promotion...

    Being eaten is one thing, being eaten alive quite another. Being eaten alive because your boyfriend is a dumb ass is in a league of its own.
     
  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    That was my one nightmare while working as as medic in Alaska - some fool getting crosswise with a bear while out training. Comms where a crapshoot and if you couldn't get a dust-off, the pt was Screwed (with a capital s)...and dead.
     
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    To join two male threads, requires the use of liberal clergy, commonly known as a "union nut" or coupler. coupling-nut. coupling-nut.
     
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  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I guess to join two female threads you still require a stud?;)
     
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  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    A nut coupler sounds kind of painful to me...but, to each his own...

    By extraction, then it would take a double ended screw device to join two female threads? I think I might have seen one in a movie once - it was purple...
     
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  14. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yes, yes I did.:)and one was all that was required.
     
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Yours is a nice example of inuendo to make an invalid point. It's not the screwing that makes the union work. And it's not the union that makes the screwing work.That which is screwed can be unscrewed. What makes the the union work is the glue of love and affection of the two parts for each other that make a better whole. Maintaining the strength of the glue is what makes for an enduring relationship. No threads required.
     
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  16. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    SC.
     
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  17. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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  18. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Tape recorder? Who could afford that new-fangled tape? Wire is where it's at!
     
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  19. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I'll stay with my Akai 240 D thanks anyway.....
     
  20. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    for those on the go - nothing like a powerful Muntz 4 track tape desk. I'm taking Stereo here!
     
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