Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    hmmm... only 30% of doctors get the diagnosis right on th first try... maybe Google has something going for it....?
     
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  2. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

    There is a reason that my wife has strict instructions that under no circumstances am I to be taken to the hospital in the event of an accident. She's been told over a hundred times to get my ass to a vet.. The main distinction between a doctor and a veterinarian, the vet's care about their patients...
     
  3. AxesAreBetter

    AxesAreBetter Monkey+++

    I can tell you that I have been right using my Google-Fu when the doctors were wrong...
     
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  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    this made me laugh because at 1st I thought you were calling yourself a dog. opps! my bad interpretation.

    2nd because you are right vets are better doctors, not just because they care but because their patients cant talk they are better at diagnoses. You have to be much more observant when the patient cant talk to you and tell you stories (aka lie) when you are ill the 'why' doesnt matter. What matters is 'how do we fix this' .
     
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  5. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me


    I've been called a dog for many years.. Ever since Feb 22nd 1991.. Oooohhh Rahhh...

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  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Except for an emergency your doctor usually gets just a few minutes with you each visit. The rest of the time an assistant is taking your blood pressure etc. Vets normally don't have to work quite as rushed. I made the connection after we got our border collie last year that the vet spent more time with her than my doctor did with me.
     
  7. Ganado

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  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

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  9. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    what would an Autodoc really look like?
     
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  11. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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  12. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Of course, these things are all the time blowing a fuse or something....

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  13. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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    All I want for Christmas...
     
  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "Just walk out on the balcony and and fire both barrels in the air, that will scare them off..." (Not to mention, exposing yourself to return fire, disarming yourself, and committing a crime, as well as anything that goes up must come back down, doofus.:eek::rolleyes::cautious:
     
  16. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    My liberal son (look of shame) once told me "you don't need an AR which can fire 1000 rounds a minute". After I explained to him it was a semi-auto which would require one to pull the trigger 17 times per second with 34 magazine changes while doing so, guess what, still made no difference to him. You can't fix liberals.
     
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  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    that's because liberalism is emotion-based not logic-based
     
  18. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    @T.Riley I have hope for your son, one day he will come back to his roots. My sister went from leftist extremist to conservative. All it took was owning her own business. Then she saw how much business owners worked and how many extra taxes and fees they had to pay in the interest of supporting the government and other liberals.

    Funny how when money comes from your pocket you get conservative really quick.:LOL:

    and @kellory is partially correct, liberalism is about 'being cared for' if you don't appear to 'care for others' then you must be a radical right wing conservative. It makes liberals so easy to manipulate. Just saying.

    When people care only for an appearance of caring about another individual then they are easily lied too. I like to see what people 'do' not what they ' say they care about' but what actions they take. That tells me what they 'care' about.
     
  19. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Because you told him that, but the liberal media told him a thousand times that it is an assault weapon which never runs out of ammo, and is used mainly for killing children.

    Solution, if you can get him to go for it...

    Take him to the range, if he seems to like it (he won't admit it), buy him an AR for Christmas.

    Rancher
     
  20. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    .....if that's all it takes..." I don't like them machine guns either take me to the range and buy me an AR for Christmas!;)"
     
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