Started to put it in Jokes and Humor...but it just ain't funny round these parts.... (well...WE laugh...we just don't want YOU laughin' at it....) 10. Your friend at Home Depot tells you she did $16,000 on her register alone. 9. Jim Cantore walks into the bar you are drinking in with a camera crew and starts asking you questions. 8. The hallway in your apartment complex beomes a scooter parking zone. 7. Every one of your friends carries a printed copy of the latest report from NOAA. 6. You ask to see it , even though you have your own copy in your back pocket. 5. Going over to a friends house for BBQ and drinks is now called a hurricane party. 4. You start to get text messages from your friends up in the world wishing you " good luck". 3. CVS is handing out free ice cream. 2. The only people on Duval are locals, TV crews, and a handfull of tourist. 1. The only reason you are still watching the news after four hours of continueous storm coverage is to hear the announcers say something stupid like " As nighttime approaches visiability will be poor once it becomes dark. "
