I was sitting in a my local bar one night. I looked back in the corner and it looked like Bush and Rumsfeld sitting there. I walked a little close and by golly it was them! "What are you two doing in a small town like this?", I asked. "Oh, we're planning world war 3!", Bush exclaimed. "But this time were gonna do it right. Were gonna kill millions and millions of evil-doers in Afganistan, Iraq, and everywhere else. And were also gonna kill one blonde with big breasts!" "My God!", I yelled, "why are you gonna kill a blonde with big breasts?" Bush then stood up and yells to Rumsfeld, "See, I told you they wouldnt care about the millions and millions of people!"
