World Naked Gardening Day is May 6th. Are you prepared?

I'd probably scare the plants to death...

 

Trust me when I say this.

There is NOT enough eye bleach on this PLANET, to burn an image of ME gardening naked, from your eyes.

 

You will NOT be finding me doing any thing Nekid, PERIOD! There was a time not long ago where PlayGirl magazine would have paid me good money, not now!!!!
ROTFLMAO!

 

Don't they have a naked Chef?

 

I wonder how many naked gardeners become deflowered?

 

Between the black flies, chiggers, deer ticks with Lymes disease, mosquitoes, deer flies, a healthy crop of wasps and bees, etc, plus being a fat 80 year old, I think a national fully covered day would be more appropriate. Seriously, I now need to wear bloused boots, covered arms, and a lot of Deet to go into the woods, shower when I come in, and at times in the spring a head net in order to survive. One of the worlds greatest pleasures, not, is breathing in and inhaling a black fly. I guess being naked is another of those Yuppie sheeple things that I just don't understand, it may fulfill some need to display oneself or whatever, but it isn't too practical in real life. I need at least a belt to carry tools and a knife in the greenhouse or garden, and in the woods at my age wear chain saw chaps when sawing and have reached the point that I wear them when using an ax as my balance isn't what it used to be. I can't even imagine what would "chafe" with out a good pair of pants. The other morning it was 11 below 0, with a 15 MPH wind, and I can tell you that working outside naked was not an option.

 

So for the rest of the world it's body shaming day.

 

I'm going to show this to that single lady that lives next door.

 

I’d run around in a loincloth (for sunburn threat) every day the weather allowed me to.

However, nobody wants to see that anymore so I limit myself to going barefoot

 

I'm going to prep for this by buying a drone.

 

I work in my garden while naked a good bit in the summer just because I enjoy it, then a quick dip to cool off and a cool drink in the shade. It amuses me that they would try to set a day aside for it, don't see the point in that and could care less about what others are doing, I just enjoy puttering around the place naked.

 

Id love to be able to garden naked when it was warm enough out. Its like super sunshine therapy... unfortunately creepy-azz neighbor means id be digging an extra big hole before the end of the day...

 

Invite him over to dig his own hole , then enjoy your day.

 

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I'm married to a lovely Ukrainian woman, who like most eastern ladies dosnt have any problem with being nekid out and about! At least she keeps to the inside fenced areas of the ranch, so there are no peepers!
Down closer to town, there are all those semi famous hot springs, and we see all kinds of nekid people walking around, even more on the many trails in and around the spring areas! Kind of funny to see walking around with nothing on in predator country! Lol!