Words of Wisdom

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Dec 22, 2022.


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  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I get these quotes in one of the many newsletters I get each day.
    I thought it would be fun to start a thread where we can post any good quotes we come across.
     
    Minuteman, Dec 22, 2022
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  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 22, 2022
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  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Hope this is relevant here ,,,

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    SB21, Dec 22, 2022
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  4. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 22, 2022
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    “I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”
    Ernest Hemingway
     
    Dunerunner, Dec 22, 2022
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  6. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

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    stg58, Dec 22, 2022
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  7. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

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    stg58, Dec 22, 2022
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  8. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    I was thinking about this while standing at the ATM today. After inserting my card, I was asked if I wanted Spanish, English or other....clicked English, then got English and Spanish on every screen after that.
    The thought came to me that we should use English only, and this would provide the incentive for newcomers (Spanish, Afghan, Iraqi, whatever) to learn the lingua franca.
     
    CraftyMofo, Dec 22, 2022
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  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    "Those who scream 'racism' the loudest are themselves the worst offenders." Me.
     
    Seawolf1090, Dec 22, 2022
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  10. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    "It does not take long before lofty words of wisdom degenerate into crappy culture wars claptrap." Chelloveck.
     
    chelloveck, Dec 22, 2022
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  11. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

    Use-your-turn-signals.
     
    GOG, Dec 22, 2022
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  12. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

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    GOG, Dec 23, 2022
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  13. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
    ― Mark Twain
     
    stg58, Dec 23, 2022
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  14. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    'I didn't do it"

    Tempstar
     
    Tempstar, Dec 23, 2022
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  15. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    One of my favorites!
     
    Minuteman, Dec 23, 2022
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  16. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 23, 2022
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  17. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    "I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once."

    Daniel Boone
     
    Dunerunner, Dec 23, 2022
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  18. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 23, 2022
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  19. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 23, 2022
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  20. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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    Minuteman, Dec 23, 2022
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