Why I need a new gun (Caution: This thread contains sensitive material)

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  1. Dunerunner

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    If your wife is mad at you, buy a new gun.

    She will still be mad at you but, you will have a new gun!
     
    Dunerunner, Dec 21, 2022
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    i-buy-all-my-guns-from-a-guy-called-t-rex-29398078.
     
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  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I ALWAYS need a new gun, I tell the wife it's ether that or a Puppy, I always end up with the new gun that way! She called my bluff a few times, that's how we got three Newfies and a Malinoise!
     
    Ura-Ki, Dec 21, 2022
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    A Malinois .. I want one but I don't have the energy to keep up with one of those.
     
    VisuTrac, Dec 21, 2022
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    Neighbor has a 1/2 Malinoise 1/2 Labrador interesting animal fo-sho!
     
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    But you will be DEAD! So why worry about it? Let her next husband do the worrying!
     
    Wildbilly, Dec 22, 2022
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    Really? More than voting for democrats after you die?
     
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    Dunerunner, Dec 23, 2022
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    a well built gun.
     
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