WARNING FROM PAKISTAN- This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Khalid Sheik Mohammed Omar Sahib Skyhook, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by AOL & Dell customer service reps. It's getting ugly. yes y'all...it's a joke...
I just happened to run into a voice of the people at a 7-11 and asked him about this. His reply, 'No joke. We are very serious. No slushies for you if America still attacks taliban.'