http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/<!-- google_ad_section_end --> . The original post was deleted by the poster except for the title. I want to thank the original poster for peaking my interest, and sending me on a lengthy search to rediscover the greater portions of a number of posts by an infamous character identified as Gecko45 ... circa 2001 . Eventually, I found what I was looking for at a forum in the UK called: "Rum Ration - the Navy Network" . A read of these archived posts will max out your "Chuckle Meter". tacmotusn