I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.... My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. <wbr> <wbr> When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and had his way with me. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me, he said. 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
I love the joke .... I will send it to a friend of mine, a divorcee who is a generation older than me who goes by the email handle Bats1625. I think she will enjoy it also. Thanks
Well look what the bat drug in......... Since I know you are not married, nor engaged........you must be the mistress.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend, your mistress, and your wife? Your girlfriend says:"Are you done already?" your mistress says: :"Aren't you done yet?" your wife says:" Beige!... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige!
