As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands. *** *** The Texan shouts,,,,,,,," Hey don't drink that water,,,, It has cow shit in it!!!!!!!!!!! *** *** Th e Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español.". (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak Spanish to me) *** *** The Texan shouts back,,,,,, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber." (Use both hands, you'll get more to drink) ** ** Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" **
