How many survivalists does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they make a primitive lantern. How many survivalists does it take to change a light bulb? none, they light a potato chip. You know you're a survivalist when "running water" means a nearby stream. You know you're a survivalist when you find yourself stalking your prey in the meat section of your grocery store.
If you would eat beter after the SHTF than you do now, you might be a survivalist. Some place around here there was a whole page of those. I like the ones you had too though.