Seizing Moment, Hillary Totes Bible to Gun Range by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 12 Comments (2008-04-13) — Sensing an opportunity to portray Sen. Barack Obama as elitist and out of touch after his remarks about “bitter” rural Americans who cling to guns, God and xenophobia, Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped after church today at an indoor gun range, where she fired roughly 300 rounds through a handgun she said she carries concealed everywhere she goes. Her lower lip bulging from a dip of Skoal, Sen. Clinton put her Bible in her handbag, and drew out her own Para Ordnance Warthog .45 caliber pistol. As reporters looked on, the Democrat presidential candidate emptied one 10-round magazine after another, with fair accuracy, at a human silhouette target. <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-7842228238631502"; google_ad_width = 200; google_ad_height = 200; google_ad_format = "200x200_as"; google_ad_type = "text"; //2007-11-05: PostAd google_ad_channel = "0544623674"; google_color_border = "CCCC99"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; google_ui_features = "rc:6"; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><iframe name="google_ads_frame" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?client=ca-pub-7842228238631502&dt=1208092444447&lmt=1208091919&format=200x200_as&output=html&correlator=1208092444432&channel=0544623674&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scrappleface.com%2F%3Fp%3D2941&color_bg=FFFFFF&color_text=000000&color_link=0000FF&color_url=008000&color_border=CCCC99&ad_type=text&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com%2Ftag%2Fnews-forum%2Findex&frm=0&ui=rc%3A6&cc=100&ga_vid=1569957408.1208092444&ga_sid=1208092444&ga_hid=352245919&flash=9.0.115&u_h=768&u_w=1024&u_ah=738&u_aw=1024&u_cd=32&u_tz=-300&u_his=1&u_java=true&u_nplug=24&u_nmime=90" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" vspace="0" hspace="0" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="200" scrolling="no" width="200"></iframe> “Small town folk like us,” said Sen. Clinton, “don’t cling to God or guns because we’re bitter about the economy, as my opponent suggests. We believe in God because he’s real, and we keep and bear arms as the best insurance against tyrants who would strip our freedoms if they didn’t fear our collective power.” As for the economy, the candidate said, small-town people haven’t been sitting on their hands since the steel and textile mills closed 25 years ago. “We’re Americans,” she said, “We’re not a bunch of cry babies. Things change. We deal with it. We suck it up, learn a new skill, and do something else to earn the money we need to buy stuff, you know, like Bibles and bullets.
That would be a whole lot funnier if it wasn't so plausible. She will do anything or be anything that she thinks people want to see. No matter what you think of them her and Billy Jeff are the perfect politicians. Or more apropo, prostiticians.
This is so over the top; Do you think any body will notice the absurdity? Yup,when I think of "small town values" hildebeast jumps right into my mind. She carries the .45 to keep bill off her...
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1032" width="499"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td class="def_number" width="20">1.</td> <td class="def_word">snork</td> <td class="def_thumbs"> <table style="margin-left: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr> <td></td> <td nowrap="nowrap">32 up, 12 down</td> <td></td> </tr></tbody></table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td colspan="2"> The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork. I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts! by ILoveThom'sChickenDance Dec 1, 2003 email it <form onsubmit="share_send(this)" action="javascript<b></b>:void(0)" name="share"><input name="defid" type="hidden"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="fold-left">permalink: </td> <td><input value="" onclick="this.focus(); this.select()" size="30" name="permalink" id="permalink" type="text"> del.icio.us </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td style="padding-top: 15px;">Send to a friend </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="fold-left">your email: </td> <td><input style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 160);" size="30" name="yours" id="session_email" type="text"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="fold-left">their email: </td> <td><input style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 160);" size="30" name="theirs" type="text"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td><input name="subscribe" type="checkbox"> send me the word of the day (it's free) </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td><input value="Send message" type="submit"> </td> <td class="never" id="share_status" width="180"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </form> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td class="def_number" width="20">2.</td> <td class="def_word">snork</td> <td class="def_thumbs"> <table style="margin-left: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr> <td></td> <td nowrap="nowrap">29 up, 13 down</td> <td></td> </tr></tbody></table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td colspan="2"> Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard. I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground. by Kenthar Oct 30, 2003 email it </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td class="def_number" width="20">3.</td> <td class="def_word">snork</td> <td class="def_thumbs"> <table style="margin-left: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr> <td></td> <td nowrap="nowrap">20 up, 18 down</td> <td></td> </tr></tbody></table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td colspan="2"> Pot and tobacco both packed into a bowl and smoked from a bong. We did snork hits yesterday and got ****ed. by shannonie new york Apr 29, 2005 email it </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td style="padding: 10px;" colspan="2"> <center> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-4733233155277872"; google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.urbandictionary.com/asbackup_medrect.html"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; google_ad_format = "300x250_as"; google_ad_type = "image"; //2007-03-31: define rectangle google_ad_channel = "1113511432"; google_color_border = "FBFFEA"; google_color_bg = "FFF3DA"; google_color_link = "83AE84"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "000000"; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> </center> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td class="def_number" width="20">4.</td> <td class="def_word">snork</td> <td class="def_thumbs"> <table style="margin-left: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr> <td></td> <td nowrap="nowrap">10 up, 9 down</td> <td></td> </tr></tbody></table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td colspan="2"> to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment. She laughed so hard she snorked. After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed. tags laugh snort pig farmer snort shnork by plainjane gion May 24, 2006 </td></tr></tbody></table>
