New Song

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Apr 22, 2018.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I was sitting around having a chat room discussion with a couple of members here and got on sort of a bent train of thought that ultimately led to the composition of a new song. I recorded it but have not yet decided to release it but did want to share the lyrics for shits and giggles. Everybody is so polarized and I don't see a happy ending. Hope you enjoy it.
    What a Country we live in, Ain't this one hell of a place?
    I don't know my neighbor's name but Google recognizes my face...
    I don't carry money, I got a card and a pin
    this bracelet on my ankle will tell you everywhere I've been.
    I might take an Uber with a computer that drives
    to the local McDonalds on East Route 45,
    genetically modified food products served by a machine,
    Guess that $15.00 an hour was just a foolish dream.
    What a Country we live in, Ain't this one hell of a place?
    I don't know my neighbor's name but Google recognizes my face...
    I was a boy when I woke up, suppose I'll remain the same,
    my latex life-partner don't mind and won't ask me what I think.
    What a Country we live in, Ain't this one hell of a place?
    I don't know my neighbor's name but Google recognizes my face...
    I' m gonna march on South Chicago and take away all their guns
    because me and bunch of friends think it will be a lot of fun.
    We'll legalize smoking marijuana soon as Monsanto get control
    if Kim don't drop a nuclear bomb in the center of mind control.
    What a Country we live in, Ain't this one hell of a place?
    I don't know my neighbor's name but Google recognizes my face...
    I inherited the family bible, I opened it and I read
    the births and deaths of 153, but they're all pretty dead.
    As I read their names for certain, the one thing I did know
    they would soon all be democrats if I can get them registered to vote.
    What a Country we live in, Ain't this one hell of a place?
    I don't know my neighbor's name but Google recognizes my face...
     
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  2. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Like it.
    Old west Texas joke from the 1960's. Juan was sitting on the steps of his house on the first week of November crying his head off and a neighbor asked what was wrong. Juan said he was crying over his dad. The neighbor said he died 5 years ago, why are you still crying? Juan said, he came back from the dead to vote for Johnson and he didn't even drop by and say good bye to me.
     
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Nice song Sea! I always figured you for Baudy sea chanties, this is actually pretty good! Let us know if you record it, I would like to hear It!
     
  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    @Seacowboys you are a man of many talents, writing, songwriting and humor, are you related to Mark Twain?
     
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  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I don't think so, is he from Luray?
     
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