Michael Jackson died of a broken heart at the age of 50. Because McCauley Culkin decided to start sleeping with men his own age.
The autopsy today revealed that he had extremely high amounts of plastic in him. So instead of burying him they are going to melt him down and turn him into a Lego set. Then little boys can play with him for a change.
Macdonalds is also adding a new sandwich to thier menue in honor of michael jackson; it's going to be made from 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Uh storing his ashes in a cardboard tube so he can forever be " The thrillah in manilla"???? Sorry that was a tragic failure( awful...)