I am searching for a few million Federal Reserve Notes from the United States of America. I will pay .25 on the dollar for their face value. I am particularly interested in the small-head bills used prior to the big-head money and may pay as much as .35 on the dollar for them, provided they are in spendable condition. Guaranteed by the Bank of Nellie
Aw heck, Sea...been using 'em as TP, but I could dig some outa the honeypit if yud like! ETA: You caint have no silver certificates, tho...
Ur best bet may be to hit up one of them snowflake millennials working the stop and shop with a drawer full of 2 dollar bills. Thems aint real money.