Girlfriend pours gasoline on sleeping man's genitals and ignites therm, both people go to the hjospital..??... PSYCHO-HOSE-BEAST alarm... guy was sleeping... crazy women!! http://www.local6.com/news/10454207/detail.html "po', po', bobba"
Now that's just wrong! Said she caught herself on fire in the process. I'm desperately trying to come up with a blonde roasting weiners joke, but I just woke up from a nap and am a little slow.
Aggravated assault and arson charges? Where's the attempted murder? Anyone sure as hell knows that if you set someone on fire they are most likely going to die, so where is that charge for her? Oh, must be some extinuating circumstances. He wanted OJ instead of coffee and that made her mad. Couple of freaks if you ask me. Most likely pill-popping, crack smoking, morons. I guess that old saying is true. There was a hot time in the ol' town that night.
In all fairness he probably was pokin where he should'nt have been, maybe she was curing his crotch lice problem the old fashion way... Given a choice; I think i'd opt for the ol' superglue punishment... Look on the bright side ,the likelyhood of those genes entering the pool is awful slim now!! And jerry springers got another couple of hours filled.
One thought ----GLOBAL WARMING--- where's al gore when you need him! " you can see if we plot genital temperature over the centuries ... er, er we fiind the 14 hottest years on record occurred in the precedeing 15 ..." " if this keeps up the greenland ice sheet will melt and disneyworld will be under water." " we've gotta save mickey for our kids and theirkids."
I am sure that it was just that she was in the Holiday spirit. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......."