Get Fit Like a Wild Man: A Primer on MovNat and Outdoor Training | The Art of Manliness Get out there and work/play and exercise.....
Getting into our garage freezers should qualify. Down 4 uneven steps, over two totes, squeeze past the grill that someone never took back outside, duck under the deer hoist, climb over riding mower tiller and dismantled drug store coin op horse, grab freezer and pull self up onto narrow ledge. While hanging onto one freezer with nails, pry second freezer open and pull out dinner. Push door shut without falling off ledge, then work back through obstacle course... backwards.
That is a new pinnacle of passive-aggressive! Why don't you just tell him to clean the damned garage?
Um.... coz the mower, tiller, coin op horse, and two totes are mine? plus i'm the one who drug the grill into the garage so i could smoke a ham out of the wind
Any Monkey worth his salt can grab a branch and swing up into the tree. We are going to have to get you on a program of banana's and tree climbing @Dunerunner