A Parking Place...

Melbo was driving down a busy street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking." Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Melbo looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

 

That's Melbo! Hahahahaha

Too bad about that knife he wanted....

I'm !

 

Good one CRC, good one!

 

Just got tired of seeing that "interview" on the first page of the forums...

 

Looks like you're all alone on this one melbo....

 

CRC is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" CRC replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to her waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. She responds that she has faith in god and god will give her a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue her, but she turns down the offer again cause "God will grant her a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell her to get in, mumbling with the water in her mouth, she again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. She arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."

 

Woooooo Hooooooo! Made it to Heaven!

I knew it all along!

 

Got that miricale after all huh. lol

 

I don't ask for miracles..I count on them...

 

2 Blondes
2 Blondes walk into a building..... wouldn't you think as least on of them would have seen it??

Laughter
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??
A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

CRC Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

 

An executive was interviewing CRC for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."

 

I can't edit over here.

 

I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...I will behave..I will behave....I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave...

 

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Please explain behaviour????

 

Behaviorism: free will is an illusion.

 

Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.

What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech...vroom...screech?"
A blonde at a flashing red light.