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F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Just showing off a little bit - a gift from Andy Warhol before he slid into homeplate

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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What's a trip to London without a reunion with the boys. Boy, Keith is really showing his age and after a few rounds at the pub sitting next to number 2, I think I know what they mean when they refer to "gamey."

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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I couldn't stay away from the olympic events, particularly the water sports. I'm going to work hard to make the US Bare Hoof skiing event next time. I think the ribbon the gold medal hangs on is just long enough so it will hang in the center of my ventilation hole and be properly highlighted. It must be a proud moment to stand on that podium, listen to the Star Spangled Banner played, see the US flag raised, share that Olympic spirit of sportsmanship and know how many of the commie bas'dards I beat into the ground. I wonder how much the medal is worth

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Doesn't appear as though this is too much better. Hey Chicka Chicka Chicka, who's your Daddy? I don't know why the moosettes ignore me? I speak the language of love and they throw drinks in my face. It must be some kind of mating ritual. I wonder if I'm supposed to throw some in their faces too?

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Looking for love in all the wrong places

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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What a rush! They had to push me out of the plane, kicking and screaming all the way, but once the parachute opened, my sphincter seemed to start working again so I'm enjoying this. Ground is coming up pretty fast though, oops, more muscle failure at the thought of hitting the ground at what seems like warp speed. Pray for me

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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My dream come true, a safari. Our vehicle has taken a few shots from hunters, don't quite know why they are avoiding the game and trying to hit us, me in particular. Dick's not around, is he??? Tomorrow, I better remember to wear that kevlar vest

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Wow - I love this!!!!! I guess I'm just a natural athlete, all grace and slick moves. The moosettes don't seem to appreciate my prowess however. I always though they went for the jocks. Must be aberrant females cause it sure isn't me. I exude masculinity for every hair folicle - maybe masculinity is gamey smelling?

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Just hangin with a few of my buds. but for some odd reason, they kept patting my butt and telling me what a cutie I would be if I shaved my legs

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Fishing with George Bush - kept getting his line snagged on everything but the fish and at the end of the day, sent the Secret Service off on a mission to the local fish monger. I, on the other hand, never pulled my line out of the water without one attached. Boy, does his face get red when he's annoyed

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Long, hard climb but so worth the effort - I think I can see heaven - this is the closest I hope to get for some years if I can avoid Dick

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Barehoof water skiing! I'm a natural. Is this an Olympic event - must check on that

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Justice comes to Mayesville one fine morning

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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Just had to make the trip here so I can recognize what's being pointed at me, how many rounds it holds and if I should run or just duck for cover.

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Hey Darrell, Oh Darrell, guess who's here. Wanna go hunt Elephants with me?[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/FONT]

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]psss, Mr. Obama, that's a Mother Goose story on the teleprompter, not your speech. Do you really want to tell these good people how you are going to huff and puff and blow their houses down? Oh, you do, okay then, continue[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Ah...a fellow entrepreneur.[/FONT]

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05 Aug 2012

F. Ticious

Moose Adventures

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Hey guys, it's CHICK Fil A, and neither of you look like chicks to me, but then again, I'm a moose with my own mating troubles so why should I try to figure out yours. As you were.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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Just showing off a little bit - a gift from Andy Warhol before he slid into homeplate

What's a trip to London without a reunion with the boys. Boy, Keith is really showing his age and after a few rounds at the pub sitting next to number 2, I think I know what they mean when they refer to "gamey."

Doesn't appear as though this is too much better. Hey Chicka Chicka Chicka, who's your Daddy? I don't know why the moosettes ignore me? I speak the language of love and they throw drinks in my face. It must be some kind of mating ritual. I wonder if I'm supposed to throw some in their faces too?

Looking for love in all the wrong places

My dream come true, a safari. Our vehicle has taken a few shots from hunters, don't quite know why they are avoiding the game and trying to hit us, me in particular. Dick's not around, is he??? Tomorrow, I better remember to wear that kevlar vest

Just hangin with a few of my buds. but for some odd reason, they kept patting my butt and telling me what a cutie I would be if I shaved my legs

Long, hard climb but so worth the effort - I think I can see heaven - this is the closest I hope to get for some years if I can avoid Dick

Barehoof water skiing! I'm a natural. Is this an Olympic event - must check on that

Justice comes to Mayesville one fine morning

Just had to make the trip here so I can recognize what's being pointed at me, how many rounds it holds and if I should run or just duck for cover.

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Hey Darrell, Oh Darrell, guess who's here. Wanna go hunt Elephants with me?[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Ah...a fellow entrepreneur.[/FONT]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000]Hey guys, it's CHICK Fil A, and neither of you look like chicks to me, but then again, I'm a moose with my own mating troubles so why should I try to figure out yours. As you were.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/FONT]

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