"Uh... tracy or CRC(?);"

One day a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel dragging a
dead frog behind him.
The Madam asks, "Can I help you son?"
He replies, "Yes I'd like a girl for the night."
She says, "I'm afraid you are too young for one of my girls."
So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200. To which she says,
"She'll be waiting for you up stairs."
The boy says, "But shes got to have active Herpies."
The Madam replies, "But all my girls are clean!"
So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200.
The Madam says, "OK,she'll be ready for you in about 10 mins".
So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. 1/2 an hour
later he comes down the stairs,with a big grin on his face and
still dragging the dead frog.
By now the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him,
"Why did you come in here,dragging a dead frog and asking for
a girl with active herpies?".
"Well, it's like this", he says, "When I get home tonight I
screw the baby-sitter and she'll get it. Then when my parents get
home dad will drive her home and on the way they'll stop and have
sex, and he'll get it. Later when dad gets home mum and dad will
make love and she'll get it. And at about 9.30 tomorrow morning,
when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, screw my
mother and he'll get it. AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY FROG!"
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Spew! poor froggy.. good one Sea!

 

I don't hear any silverbacks rushing to help defend either..

 

that's really sick... spiders don't even tease their victims...

 

too easy:
Funny Women Drivers - Video

rebuttal:
Women Driver - Video

 

Just whut da'hell is dat thing???Where's david mabus when you need him???

 

That's Ghost...He used to hang out around here, and things seemed to happen when he was around....Strange things. Especially to me.

 

That's because it has been quite entertaining watching you tread water from the sidelines.

It was good knowing you

 

That would be Ghostrider's avatar, one of the founding members that seems to be missing in action. Fun times when he was around, too bad he doesn't come around here anymore.

 

t'anks...glub glub glub
cyanide capsules anyone???

 

I miss that silly poltergeist.....




but don't tell HIM.

 

You rang???

 

Cyanide is too easy and fast, much more fun watching you die slowly

 

And while he thinks we're bad drivers......We are mothers, which means we are blessed with Patience....

Lots and lots of it. [batteye]







Look how long I waited for Jimmy Buffett to make the charts....

 

I think it must have been a woman that said:

Vengeance is best served COLD !!!

 

I bet it didn't take much brain power for him to come to that realization.

Unfortunately, there are a few woman driver's not helping your cause.

 

There's a woman formula1 driver Dana something
I don't think all women are bad drivers, just like I don't think all asians are XXX (insert your favorites rascist stereotype)or all blacks like XXX (insert your favorites rascist stereotype)or all polish people like xxx (insertstereo-type)": uh I like Kenwood"....


Jeezus 3 pages(!); its a joke in "humor"fer cryin' out loud!
I'm laughin'

 

Feeling pretty comfortable, T3? [batteye]