found on the Latoc board: http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008 Ewwww....[nothome] Uh "Herbie the love bug" anybody????? " “I don’t fancy people,” says Jordan. “It’s cars that do it for me – I don’t want to marry or have kids.”Well There's a relief.
Love and its antithesis, hate, both are used so lightly. The guy is a fruit-cake and needs serious attention. Poking a VW with your pecker ain't love, its just sick. I love my wife, tolerate my children, like my dogs, understand and respect my parents, enjoy water-melon and pork chops, put up with in-laws, smile at pretty girls, but don't think sex with inanimate objects even makes the list, well unless you count that evening at the Chicken Ranch with the blow-up doll, Bishops collar, and the lawn-mower.
Man, I'll bet there's a story worth a bottle of single malt!!! worst part was his homosexual tryst with "todd" his trans-am
The lunatic is on the grass The lunatic is on the grass Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too Ill see you on the dark side of the moon The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me till I'm sane You lock the door And throw away the key Theres someone in my head but its not me. And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes Ill see you on the dark side of the moon