Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Wildbilly

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    ALL coffins have a drain valve!
     
  2. Wildbilly

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    After looooong study, I have determined that fish is a bass! However, I will go back and give her...I mean it, another look-see!
     
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  3. Wildbilly

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    Yeah, without a baby to care for she's gonna want more money. A lot more money!
     
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  4. Wildbilly

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    I remember those guys!
     
  5. Wildbilly

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    I still have a few, but I have other plans for them.
     
  6. Wildbilly

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    You need some sandbags, a lot of sandbags, otherwise some guy with a .22 is gonna kill you!
     
  7. Wildbilly

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    I loved "The Dirty Dozen", but also "Paint Your Wagon", a Western/Comedy/Musical with Clint Eastwood (also a Marine). Who knew they could sing?!
     
  8. johnbb

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    When my time comes my ashes will be going to Arlington, my uncle (fought at Gradual Canal). and my father a naval officer on a liberty ship in the N Atlantic are at Arlington. Lee Marvin was one of may favorite actors
     
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  9. Seawolf1090

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    He's bagged his gravy train. o_O
     
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    "Singing" being a relative thing. Good thing they could act! o_O
     
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  11. techsar

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    BTW, Clint Eastwood was never a Marine. He spent 2 years at Ft. Ord in the Army.
     
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  12. hot diggity

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    Not if it's remotely armed and motion activated. Set to fire 1-3 rounds and reassess targets. 338 rounds should last long enough. With a Makita cordless drill powered T&E set with preset lateral limits, a synchronization gear to prevent shooting away supporting beams, on a 360° Homelite electric chainsaw driven clockwork turntable. I've been on plenty of 360° ranges, but always at the center point. Never wanted to be anywhere else. I'd prefer the camera to provide a view through the sights, since the walls won't last long. "Can't reload remotely" you say? Yup, but what if that M2 is the only one you can see from that angle?

    Maybe I read too much far out fiction.:) Maybe I should write some. Maybe it's environmental? There's always something on fire around here. I hear explosions and MG fire every day. I love to hear the gunners making the heavy guns talk in the morning. I nap in the range tower during live fire. (my relay timer has an alarm. ;)) I watch the flares floating down on their parachutes and see their spooky vertical smoke trails in the sky. I have military aircraft passing just over the treetops day and night. I could sleep through an apocalypse. Probably will.
     
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    Now That's a hat!
     
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  18. Seawolf1090

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    Ah yes, those heady Pre-Stellantis Days!
     
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