Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Trooper: “Sir, any reason you were speeding?”

Driver: “I’m a magician and a juggler! I’ve got a show tonight, and I can’t be late!” :top_hat::sparkles:

The Trooper, intrigued, leaned in. “A juggler, huh? I’ve always wanted to see that. Tell you what—show me a little juggling, and maybe I’ll forget about the ticket.”

The driver sighed. “I’d love to, but all my gear is already at the venue.”

The Trooper grinned. “No problem! I’ve got some flares in the trunk. Can you juggle those?”

The juggler smirked. “Oh, absolutely.”

So the Trooper lit up three flares and handed them over. Soon, the juggler was tossing them high in the air, putting on quite the show. :fire::fire::fire:

Just then, a car pulled up behind them. Out stepped a good ol’ boy from South Carolina—clearly a few drinks deep. He stood there, watched the flaming performance for a few seconds, then shook his head, walked over to the patrol car, and got in the back seat.

The Trooper, confused, walked over and opened the door. “Uh… sir, what are you doing?”

The drunk looked up, sighed, and said, “Might as well take me to jail now… ain’t NO WAY I’m passin’ that test!

 

I call it "driving". Today's cars, you just "direct". The car does the driving. Where's the fun in that?

 

And keep "Lucille" handy!

 

Bought the wife a Honda Civic it's got more warning crap on it --I hate to drive it --give me a 60's muscle car now that was something to drive

 

American Iron can't beat it --what a sweet ride

 

These are Marines sent here for a month to train. They have olive drab parachutes. The guy who runs it here is supposed to be the best trainer in the world. This is how Hamas attacked Israel on October 7th. One of them flew out of sight up today.

 

Or, we're a fuzzy "science project" lying forgotten at the back of the fridge.